Fuck Trump!

I wrote this rap, Fuck Trump, in 2018 and just decided to re-record it. Unfortunately it’s as relevant now as it was when I wrote it.

I originally wrote it in response to Trump’s election, my attempt to creatively express my contempt for him and everything he stands for (which is him). Since my contempt runs about as deep as Trump’s own ignorance, malevolence, and self-regard, there are many words. And six years later, I stand by every one of them. It was obvious then and is even more obvious now what a colossal piece of shit he is, always was, and always will be (now and forever, Fuck Trump🖕).

The only part of the rap which I feel like doesn't hold up is my assumption that his supporters would abandon him (Face in Crowd like) when they eventually realized what a lowlife huckster he actually is. Obviously the cult of Trump is a lot more durable than I realized, and whatever optimism I expressed then, and hold now, that we can soon (eventually? ever?) move on from this dark chapter in America might be misplaced. The fact that we’re faced with the real possibility of Trump returning to the Presidency doesn’t exactly fill me with optimism about the state of our country. But the other real possibility that he’s on the cusp of an electoral ass whooping, followed by a residency in prison and/or permanent political oblivion, is enough to give me at least some sense of hope-a rare feeling these past 9(!) years. Anyway, the first step is to tell the truth. This is my attempt to tell the truth about Donald Trump, not just about my feelings about him but about him, the damaged, deranged, desperately stupid person he actually is. Let’s hope in a month or so Trump will have that same feeling of rejection and abandonment that his kids have felt their whole lives. Fuck Trump!

Lyrics (in case you wanna follow along):

Fuck Trump! Are you kidding me?

This guy’s a joke, a walking obscenity

He’s dope, a national atrocity

He’s the pope of pomposity

High priest of hypocrisy

A dystopian soap opera, groping monstrosity.

You and your family of crooked mediocrities,

A wannabe reality tv aristocracy,

You’re lining your pockets with ill-gotten profits

and making a laughing stock out of our democracy.

What a travesty, a sham, and a mockery,

We elected a shock jock who wants an autocracy.

Whose only pursuits are the fruits of plutocracy,

While plunging us deeper intro the pit of idiocracy..

How’d we see fit to elect this idiot?

This bloated, two-bit, halfwit, lip diddling,

tin-horn, lick spittle, sub-literate dipshit?

This flim flam, fake tan, cartoon con man

Banana-Republican, manchild calamity.

Was it a lapse in sanity?

An absence of humanity?

To many people tuning into Sean Hannity?

Fuck him too!

He’s shaped like a manatee

and is as dumb as my shoe.

Just another fact-free, fat-fuck, making a fast buck

From people like you

Fox News viewers with declining IQ’s…

FUCK TRUMP!

You’re just an alt-right winger, another bitter clinger

You’re clinging to your Twitter while you’re sitting on the shitter,

Slinging misspelled missives, insults and disses

and you’re pissing on yourself while you’re totally oblivious

You fancy yourself some kind of insult comic,

but you’re no Don Rickles, Donnie, you’re just a dick

Your burns aren’t sick, more like anemic

You make me want to become a bulimic

“Crooked Hillary” “Lyin’ Ted”?

My grandma can do better than that and she’s dead.

You’re not clever You’re just malevolent,

I can’t wait for history to render you irrelevant,

Half the shit you say doesn’t make any sense

The only thing you know how to insult is our intelligence

You’re pathetic, a national embarrassment

You only care about your hair and sexual harassment,

Stoking resentments, and raking in emoluments

Relentlessly taxing our attention till it’s all spent.

Emoluments? I never knew what that term meant.

I’m learning new words to keep up with the extent

Of your offenses,

The offensive stench of corruption you’ve ushered in.

You’re not shaking up the government you’re shaking it down,

milking the system like it’s your own cash cow,

raking in the greenbacks and taking a backseat

to no one in the art of corruption and kickbacks.

You’re not draining the swamp you’re feeding it,

You’re not leading our country, you’re bleeding it

Reaping the proceeds from all your misdeeds,

wetting your beak while you’re knee deep in greed,

while you mislead and fleece the people like sheep,

Surrounded by sycophants suck ups and supplicants,

repellant  specimens with ethical deficits,

duplicitous miscreants, with reptilian sentiments,

selling their souls for a role in the circus tent.

Not exactly the best and brightest

More like a collection of human detritus

A nest of detestable mental lightweights

Waiting for their forthcoming

arrests and indictments

I gotta say, you’ve gotta a way with words

You get away with saying shit I’ve never even heard

You’re rhetoric’s acidic

You’re speech impeachable

When you speak you breach each law of decency

Every time I think you can’t sink any lower

You always manage to show us, there’s always lower to go…

You’re like Jacques Cousteau

in an ocean of shamelessness,

plumbing the depths of of disgrace and debasement,

finding new ways to degrade our nation,

deface our name, an defame our reputation

You ain’t no Obama, you’re just an abomination!

Just a snake oil con man,

A two-bit charlatan

A slick talking master in the art of the scam.

Always looking for a target, a patsy, a mark

some starry eyed yokel not hip to your dark arts

You feed them your lies and you can always deceive em

Cuz the bigger the lies you know the more they'll believe 'em…

FUCK TRUMP!

You’re not making America great

You’re making America hate

Making us a nation of divided states

Cuz you’re a traitor and a race baiter,

manipulator, and tax evader

Dream deflator, prevaricator, fabricator

A Big Mac away from a defibrillator,

Ego inflated dictator felator,

Sucking Vladimir Putin’s dick like it’s a now and later

But the hour’s getting later and your fate awaits you

disgrace will stick to your name like paste

Like you attach it to casinos and steaks

Your brand will be villainy

Your legacy treachery

A lecherous despot in the dustbin of history

It has a vacancy, like where you’re soul should be

Or one of your shitty hotels in bankruptcy

Where your name will live on in infamy

Just wait and see

A demagogue celebrity, despised like leprosy

Shunned by society, call it reciprocity, the price of your atrocities

Or call it just desserts but you’ll get what you deserve

Just call your lawyer because justice will be served

Oh he’s a criminal too?

Then I guess he’ll be joining you in disrepute, destitute,

In an orange jump suit

FUCK TRUMP!

And our final act of retaliation will

Come courtesy of the next generation’s

regeneration of the state of our nation

In the wake of your abject abdication

We’ll reclaim what you’ve defamed,

Redeemed what you’ve demeaned,

Protect what you never intended to defend.

And we’ll lend our voice to the chorus before us,

And rise up! so no one can ignore us,

Keep our eyes up on the prize and restore

What you tried to destroy with your horde of deplorables

And in the end... when your support has all dried up

And your defenders and dead enders start to wise up

And finally size you up as a great pretender

A devil in disguise

A super size  liar blowing smoke in their eyes

And they’ll realize that they’ve been taken for a ride

And it’s time for you to do time for all your crimes

And we’ll put you in a line up

Cuz motherfucker your times up!

FUCK TRUMP!